This is the official guide to building your own 16-foot cat wall. It is for the ambitious pet parent who has accepted that their home actually belongs to their cats. The wall is designed to withstand 18-pound meat-heads launching themselves at terminal velocity and stone-cold predators who think they’re squirrels.
What’s Inside the Manual:
The Master Supply List: No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.
The 16-Foot Tree Blueprint: Detailed instructions on how to engineer a vertical summit that even a 18-pound beast with one brain cell can’t knock over.
The Five-Shelf System: Blueprints for the five strategic platforms that serve as the launching pads for your chaos gremlin’s 3am zoomies (or, if you’re lucky, a nap spot).
Structural Secrets: The Chief Tree Engineer’s tips on weight distribution, anchoring, and ensuring the tree survives a tactical strike from an apex predator.
The Staff Survival Guide: Hard-won advice on how to build a 16-foot monument while maintaining your sanity.
This is the official guide to building your own 16-foot cat wall. It is for the ambitious pet parent who has accepted that their home actually belongs to their cats. The wall is designed to withstand 18-pound meat-heads launching themselves at terminal velocity and stone-cold predators who think they’re squirrels.
What’s Inside the Manual:
The Master Supply List: No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.
The 16-Foot Tree Blueprint: Detailed instructions on how to engineer a vertical summit that even a 18-pound beast with one brain cell can’t knock over.
The Five-Shelf System: Blueprints for the five strategic platforms that serve as the launching pads for your chaos gremlin’s 3am zoomies (or, if you’re lucky, a nap spot).
Structural Secrets: The Chief Tree Engineer’s tips on weight distribution, anchoring, and ensuring the tree survives a tactical strike from an apex predator.
The Staff Survival Guide: Hard-won advice on how to build a 16-foot monument while maintaining your sanity.
