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Look, I get it. Not everyone wants to turn their living room into a 16-foot structural liability. Some of you actually like your crown molding and don't want to see a pair of beady eyes staring down at you from the stratosphere while you eat your cereal.
The Chaos Gremlin Lite is the diet version of our flagship blueprint. It’s designed for standard ceilings, reasonable budgets, and owners whose blood pressure can't handle watching a their cat perform a squirrel-impression 16 feet in the air.
What’s Inside:
The Supply List: Everything you need for an 8-foot build—and no scaffolding required. No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.
The Cat Wall Blueprint: Detailed instructions to build a sturdy, vertical stage that can still handle a tactical strike from a Chaos Gremlin, just with less altitude.
The Five-Shelf System: Blueprints for five strategic platforms that will serve as reasonably sized launch pads for your living room tiger.
Staff Training:Hard-won advice on how to build a cat wall and maintain your sanity.
Look, I get it. Not everyone wants to turn their living room into a 16-foot structural liability. Some of you actually like your crown molding and don't want to see a pair of beady eyes staring down at you from the stratosphere while you eat your cereal.
The Chaos Gremlin Lite is the diet version of our flagship blueprint. It’s designed for standard ceilings, reasonable budgets, and owners whose blood pressure can't handle watching a their cat perform a squirrel-impression 16 feet in the air.
What’s Inside:
The Supply List: Everything you need for an 8-foot build—and no scaffolding required. No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.
The Cat Wall Blueprint: Detailed instructions to build a sturdy, vertical stage that can still handle a tactical strike from a Chaos Gremlin, just with less altitude.
The Five-Shelf System: Blueprints for five strategic platforms that will serve as reasonably sized launch pads for your living room tiger.
Staff Training:Hard-won advice on how to build a cat wall and maintain your sanity.