The Monument to Feline Ambition: Build Your Own 16-foot Cat Tree

$19.00

This is the official guide to building your own 16-foot cat tree. It is for the pet parent who is not ready to give their entire living room to vertical madness, but is ready to give their house lions something to climb and scratch (that isn’t your couch).

What’s Inside the Manual:

  • The Master Supply List: No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.

  • The 16-Foot Tree Blueprint: Detailed instructions on how to engineer a vertical summit that even a 18-pound beast with one brain cell can’t knock over.

  • Structural Secrets: The Chief Tree Engineer’s tips on weight distribution, anchoring, and ensuring the tree survives a tactical strike from an apex predator.

  • The Staff Survival Guide: Hard-won advice on how to build a 16-foot monument while maintaining your sanity.

This is the official guide to building your own 16-foot cat tree. It is for the pet parent who is not ready to give their entire living room to vertical madness, but is ready to give their house lions something to climb and scratch (that isn’t your couch).

What’s Inside the Manual:

  • The Master Supply List: No more aimless wandering through hardware store aisles. We’ve listed every bolt, bracket, and piece of timber required to keep your beasts airborne and your drywall intact.

  • The 16-Foot Tree Blueprint: Detailed instructions on how to engineer a vertical summit that even a 18-pound beast with one brain cell can’t knock over.

  • Structural Secrets: The Chief Tree Engineer’s tips on weight distribution, anchoring, and ensuring the tree survives a tactical strike from an apex predator.

  • The Staff Survival Guide: Hard-won advice on how to build a 16-foot monument while maintaining your sanity.